How can I find a nice plump woman to marry?

Online dating - it's not just for the oldies and weirdos anymore! I'm 23 and I have three friends right now that are marrying someone they met online, all college-educated and attractive (I think). When you make an online profile on most dating sites, they allow you to put what you're looking for as far as looks, education, background, etc. and then rate how important those things are to you. It's pretty nifty :-)